Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

And then the battle’s not so bad? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. No! Don’t jump! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

The Cyber House Rules

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. With gusto.

  • What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!
  • And I’m his friend Jesus.

Space Pilot 3000

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Yeah, lots of people did. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

That’s Lobstertainment

Hey, whatcha watching? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

  1. And then the battle’s not so bad?
  2. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
  3. And then the battle’s not so bad?
  4. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela

If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Pansy. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Who am I making this out to?